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		<title>Matthew Schnurr Wins Griffin Poetry Prize for Groundbreaking Piece Entitled “Things I Don’t Want”</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[GLENCOE, ON &#8211; It has been reported that local boy Matthew Schnurr has been awarded the international Griffin Poetry Prize for his remarkable work &#8220;Things I Don&#8217;t Want&#8221;. To those who know Matt well and are familiar with his writing talent, this comes as no surprise. Amazingly, this poem was written nearly 9 years ago [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=directorofkeepingitreal.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4287436&amp;post=47&amp;subd=directorofkeepingitreal&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">The sneer of a master poet.</media:title>
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		<title>Experts Stunned at Low Quarterly Profits for Arnold’s Pizza Shop</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reference: HOLLYWOOD, CA &#8212; Investors and business insiders alike were shocked at the very disappointing quarterly profits of Arnold’s Pizza Shop.  The shop, owned and operated by Arnold Schwarzenegger, created quite a stir when it opened just a few months ago and promised a very unique pizzeria experience. Unfortunately, so far, this has not translated [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=directorofkeepingitreal.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4287436&amp;post=33&amp;subd=directorofkeepingitreal&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It has returned!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a long hiatus, Keeping-It-Real.com is back to provide you with the most accurate, groundbreaking journalism on the web. If this site becomes even half as great as the original, I will consider it a success. Anyway, enough reminiscing. On to the stories! &#8211; Ian &#8220;The Real Deal&#8221; McColl The Director of Keeping It Real [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=directorofkeepingitreal.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4287436&amp;post=19&amp;subd=directorofkeepingitreal&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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